What to give the girl with everything?
No idea where to look
Where to even start
She's already got a brightness and a darkness
And a brillance
And a deep and mighty heart
She's already got a favorite chair to curl up in
Ditch the world
Find some quiet time
She's already got two cities' worth of everything that's mine

She's already got a half a dozen
Tiny wooden music boxes
Only she can play
And a shirt with
"Please Don't Eat Me I Love You"
Coming from a slice of pizza with a face
And the skills to cockblock me at a party
Just walk over, steal my chick
And take her home
Laugh about it in the morning at the diner, all alone
Then I look up from my coffee

And she's listening
No, really listening
I can tell her anything at all
Everybody else I find
Can cut and run and hide
She's still gonna pick up when I call

What to give the girl with everything?
Obvious
But I don't wanna do it just because
Situation's got me Brian Wilson crazy
Which is probably why
This sounds the way it does
And I don't get why you stick with me
Patiently standing by
While I waste my time
Writing songs for lots of jerks who don't deserve a single line

This one's a little weird
But it's for you
I hope you're listening
No, really listening
'Cause you are my favorite thing of all
Everybody else I find
Can cut and run and hide
I'm so glad you pick up when I call
Promise I'll be listening
No, really listening
You can tell me anything at all
Everybody else you find
Can cut and run and hide
I will always pick up when you call

What kind of world is this?
It's kind of crap.
But I've got you
It's all cool

Please don't eat me I love you